I have a lot of recycling to do

This is the list of stuff that was in the bag handed to us at registration. I feel like I'm doing a case study on women's marketing.

1. A tin of John West Tuna
2. Flora Actimel
3. Velvet Crunch - only 83 calories - crisps. Can they really be defined as crisps if they only stack up 83 calories in a packet? Hardly...
4. Granola bars
5. Colgate Enamel protect toothpaste
6. Nestle Raisin oats & more cereal - hello, I'll be eating you for breakfast
7. A red lollypop - without a single bit of marketing on it. Excellent!
8. John West 60c off voucher
9. Party Feet blister plaster
10. Scholl heal repair cream
11. Johnson's 24 hour moisture extra-rich bodywash
12. Cif rejuvenation - this product basically cleans anything from chairs to shoes - as demonstrated with a fake sparkle on the cover.
13. Vaseline aloe fresh hydrating body lotion with aloe & cucumber - a full bottle and not poxy sample size - noice one!
14. Nivea double effect deodorant - this is basically claiming that it slows underarm hair regrowth as well as that new Dove deodorant. Lies. It's all lies.
15. Two carefree pantyliners
16. Raisins and cranberries - yum
17. A vodafone bag telling me to recycle my old phone so I can help the Irish Heart Foundation. I'm going to use this.
18. Jackie Skelly 'FREE Guest pass for 2 worth 50 Euro' apparantly. Hidious marketing picture on the flyer. I'll post it up later.
19. A chance to win a trip to the New York Marathon - If I won it'd keep me training at least.
20. A flyer telling me to run 10km at 10,000ft in Ethiopia...
21. Hybernian AVIVA Healthcare flyer
22. A booklet of vouchers including -
    
    • 10 Euro off any six week course at 'Just Dance'
    • Voucher for 1.50 off any Johnson's product
    • 75c off Big Al's chicken fillet range
    • 100 Euro off laster treatment at Beacon Dermatology
    • 25 Euro off a weight management assessment
    • 50c off Knorr stock pot
    • 2 for 1 ticket offer for Bloom
    • 35c off Domestos Bleach
    • 30c off Philadelphia minis range
    • Rent any new release for free at Xtra Vision
    • 50c off Dubliner Irish cheese
    • 75c off mixed seeds yoghurt
      
23. Migraine association of Ireland info leaflet
24. 80c off Flora pro-activ
25. Contraception, fertility and sexual health info for women aged 35 to 55
26. Fitsquad.ie - I almost signed up for this yesterday. Does anyone want to do it with me???
27. Nicely designed 'Drink Aware' alcohol and sport info booklet
28. Discover Ireland 09 magazine
29. The official women's mini marathon magazine
30. Flyer for family fitness festival - really creepy picture of a kid running on the inside.
31. 60c off Flora Buttery
32. mychild.ie flyer
33. 3 Euro off Rimmel mascara
34. Sun 'We have gone green' dishwashing power
35. Flora Buttery cookbook